LA MISSION JÉSUS

JESUS MISSION:

Citoyen d ici is gone last week by balloon to meet Jesus and ask him for advice about Islamist terrorism in Europe.
He had an i-phone 12 with as a present for him.
Unfortunately Jesus refused the i-phone and also remained unreachable, but he gave some advice:
To save lives he urged people to stop making any caricatures of Mohammed actually and instead it he invites cartoonists to make some caricatures about him. Jesus said:"it is without danger" ...

PAUSE DE MIDI

LUNCH BREAK

- this job si so boring, my brain has hollyday .. and what about you?

- really? but you know your brain does´nt matter actually ,more important is your heart.

Probably you will say me your heart is in cage... but it is quite normal, this is called thoracic cage.

"God", so called "kind and magnanimou"s did make us also, after thatwe wonder why we cannot be happy!

God is actually an asshole!

AU PETIT DÉJEÛNER

AT braekfast.
- beep-corona virus alert, if you cough, have trouble by breathing and have fever, you are possibly hill..
-really!!
-what a usefull info, personaly I would add, if do not breath any more and if your heart stops beating, you are possibly dead!

L´ESPOIR

HOPE

goose faith: for centuries we've been flying over the humans cities at dusk
and it is the very first time they applaud us, also we have faith, the humans will be better!

CONFINEMENT

LOCKDOWN
- government is extending the lockdown by two weeks.
- WHAT? we become 2 weeks more!
- But we didn't do anything!

- Brandon, what did you actually do to get your prison sentence reduced?
- nothing I just gave some shit to the guardian.

- SHIT?? That s very good, we have some!

- Brandon, make yourself useful, take the cellar key and take some shit,
give it to Edouard Philippe and Macron, this will give us hope!

INTERDIT

Forbidden to go and visit granny
Forbidden to go and visit my friends
Forbidden to go to school!!

Is it still allowed to go pee?

CORONA VIRUS ET GROUPE SANGUIN

A RECENT STUDY BY A CHINESE LABORATORY SHOWS THAT THE BLOOD GROUP O
IS PROTECTED FROM CO-19:
HURRA!
FEEL FREE TO CHANGE YOUR BLOOD GROUP RIGHT NOW.
OPT FOR THE GROUP O; THE WINNER GROUP...

CE QU´IL FAUT SAVOIR SUR LE CORONA VIRUS

To understand the psychological profile of the Co-19 we can compare it to the Bulldog:

Like the bulldog, when the Co-19 bites his prey, he won't let go. That's where the danger lies.

Crowded, the C becomes aggressive and dangerous.

also 150cm minimum.

Some advice:

In a frightening situation: you are alone at night in front of a co-19 how escaped the vigilance of its owner.

what to do?

1) he is not courageous and attacks only the elderly or weakened.

2) use a mask: preferably an awful mask like Darkrider  from Star wars:

he's very scared, he'll run away...

the Co-19 can't stand the smell of lavender or roses.

3) wash your hands with soap with lavender or rose fragrence.

you can stay locked up at home.

4) you can stay at home to avoid any risk of meeting him, it is advisable to put bars on all the windows to prevent him from coming in through the window.

CORONA VIRUS 01

At the request of many, the citizen-here devotes a column on the theme of the corona virus.
- What is the "Corona virus?
-The Corona virus is actually a very popular small pet:
He belongs four awful fangs.
A lot of fists because he's very feisty.
A lonely foot, it allows him to leap 80cm 
The Corona virus bite can be fatal in some cases.
Although formally banned, many clandestine Corona breeding farms appeared in China, then in Italy, in France...
We are speaking about an incredible fashion phenomenon.
At the least, corona owners should keep them on a leash when walking around the town.
This should be obligatory.
A basic rule that our governments are unfortunately unable to enforce.

LA SOLUTION ALCOOLIQUE

CORONA VIRUS; PROTECT YOURSELF BY WASHING YOUR HANDS WITH SOAP;
OR USE ALCOHOLIC SOLUTION...
REALLY?
WELL I PREFERE TO CHOOSE THE ALCOHOLIC SOLUTION.