UNE PHOTO DE PRESSE COMMENTÉE

A COMMENTED PRESS PHOTO.
Trump and his trade secretary:

-        Smile of the strongest kid of the school yard

-        Wonderful baseball cap made of fake hair

-        Friendly eyebrows

-        Exaggerated wide shoulders

-        Sweet smile

-        Exaggerated long arms.

Kid Titeuf:

-        What right has this kid to have the same hairstyle like me?

-        With Ernest we will see if Trump is strongest of the school yard!

PÉNÉLOPEGATE, LA VÉRITÉ

PÉNÉLOPEGATE, THE TRUTH.
Because he wanted to clear this affair up, "Citoyen d ici" didn’t renounce to the great pleasure of asking directly to the interested person in Madrid.
She reacts clearly, she doesn’t know Francois Fillon!
Also this hole affair is nothing but calumnies!

LA GRIPPE AVIAIRE

THE BIRD FLU

Thanks to the revelations of “le canard enchaîné” Marine Le Pen would possibly win the elections in may!!!

Also unfortunately should we rather get rid of it…

This duck is maybe infected with the bird flu!!

PÉNÉLOPE FILLON, LE PRIX DE LA COMPÉTENCE

Pénélope Fillon, the price of competence.

“They are just jealous like lice”

-        if one get so good paid, it is the proof of hyper-competence, right Franssou?

-        Of course Pénéchou, and when I will be president, I promise you a tremendous increment!!!

-        Actually with the skills she has, I rather do not imagine the costs, if she really worked!!!

UNE AUTRE ÉPOQUE (COLUCHE)

For 20 years Coluche said:

“The difference between magpies and politics is that the magpies doesn’t steal all the time.”

We can see, it was an other time, fortunately it’s very different now!

But I don’t know why, sometimes I feel we miss him, Coluche!