samedi 7 novembre 2020

LA MISSION JÉSUS



JESUS MISSION:

Citoyen d ici is gone last week by balloon to meet Jesus and ask him for advice about Islamist terrorism in Europe.
He had an i-phone 12 with as a present for him.
Unfortunately Jesus refused the i-phone and also remained unreachable, but he gave some advice:
To save lives he urged people to stop making any caricatures of Mohammed actually and instead it he invites cartoonists to make some caricatures about him. Jesus said:"it is without danger" ...


mercredi 7 octobre 2020

PAUSE DE MIDI


LUNCH BREAK

- this job si so boring, my brain has hollyday .. and what about you?

- really? but you know your brain does´nt matter actually ,more important is your heart.

Probably you will say me your heart is in cage... but it is quite normal, this is called thoracic cage.

"God", so called "kind and magnanimou"s did make us also, after thatwe wonder why we cannot be happy!

God is actually an asshole!

samedi 11 avril 2020

AU PETIT DÉJEÛNER

AT braekfast.
- beep-corona virus alert, if you cough, have trouble by breathing and have fever, you are possibly hill..
-really!!
-what a usefull info, personaly I would add, if do not breath any more and if your heart stops beating, you are possibly dead!

dimanche 29 mars 2020

L´ESPOIR

HOPE

goose faith: for centuries we've been flying over the humans cities at dusk
and it is the very first time they applaud us, also we have faith, the humans will be better!


samedi 28 mars 2020

CONFINEMENT



LOCKDOWN
- government is extending the lockdown by two weeks.
- WHAT? we become 2 weeks more!
- But we didn't do anything!

- Brandon, what did you actually do to get your prison sentence reduced?
- nothing I just gave some shit to the guardian.

- SHIT?? That s very good, we have some!

- Brandon, make yourself useful, take the cellar key and take some shit,
give it to Edouard Philippe and Macron, this will give us hope!

mercredi 25 mars 2020

INTERDIT



Forbidden to go and visit granny
Forbidden to go and visit my friends
Forbidden to go to school!!

Is it still allowed to go pee?

lundi 23 mars 2020

CORONA VIRUS ET GROUPE SANGUIN

A RECENT STUDY BY A CHINESE LABORATORY SHOWS THAT THE BLOOD GROUP O
IS PROTECTED FROM CO-19:
HURRA!
FEEL FREE TO CHANGE YOUR BLOOD GROUP RIGHT NOW.
OPT FOR THE GROUP O; THE WINNER GROUP...