LE GRAND DICTATEUR

THE GREAT DICTATOR

LAS RAMBLAS DE LÁGRIMAS - LES TORRENTS DE LARMES -

LAS RAMBLAS DE LÁGRIMAS -THE TEARS TORRENTS -

LE NOUVEAU PHARAON

AFTER THE REPUBLICAN MONARCHY ACCORDING TO MELANCHON;
WE BECOME DIRECTLY THE PHARAOH REPUBLIC
SO IS THE PROGRESS...

05 mai 2017: LA PRISE DE LA TOUR EIFFEL.

...et ce grand pylône sert enfin à quelque chose!

2017 05 05, THE STORMING OF THE EIFFEL TOWER
... and eventually this big pylon is good for something!

MACRON ACCEPTE LE DÉBAT TÉLÉVISÉ AVEC LE PEN

Macron accepts the debate with Le Pen..

PÉRIODE ÉLECTORALE

ELECTORAL PERIOD
In this difficult electoral time, be informed is essential
to keep your mind free, it is conceivable not to watch tv
but rather to listen at the radio!
Make sure..
you have turned off the radio of course!

OBAMACARE

LES TOURISTES

TOURISTS
Once, everyone enjoyed to photography his love in front of Notre-Dame...
and then to gave her a little kiss.
To day, everyone makes a selfie and posts it on face-book.
And what about the little kiss?

ÉLECTIONS 2017 UN PORTRAIT DE FAMILLE.

ELECTIONS 2017 (FRANCE)
family portrait:
the populist, worst doesn’t t exist
the dandy opportunist 100% scruples free
the full o nice ideas, a little choirboy
the clown how never renounces

LA BALLADE DES PERDUS

THE LOSERS BALLAD

from Francois Fillon...

FILLON PERSÉCUTÉ

PERSECUTED FILLON:
- I don t understand why they all against me…
- Just because of 2 or 3 fake jobs for my relatives
- And nobody have any reproach against Benoît Hamon..
- Despite he his about to create fake jobs for every one!!!
- It s much worse!

UNE PHOTO DE PRESSE COMMENTÉE

A COMMENTED PRESS PHOTO.
Trump and his trade secretary:

-        Smile of the strongest kid of the school yard

-        Wonderful baseball cap made of fake hair

-        Friendly eyebrows

-        Exaggerated wide shoulders

-        Sweet smile

-        Exaggerated long arms.

Kid Titeuf:

-        What right has this kid to have the same hairstyle like me?

-        With Ernest we will see if Trump is strongest of the school yard!

PÉNÉLOPEGATE, LA VÉRITÉ

PÉNÉLOPEGATE, THE TRUTH.
Because he wanted to clear this affair up, "Citoyen d ici" didn’t renounce to the great pleasure of asking directly to the interested person in Madrid.
She reacts clearly, she doesn’t know Francois Fillon!
Also this hole affair is nothing but calumnies!

LA GRIPPE AVIAIRE

THE BIRD FLU

Thanks to the revelations of “le canard enchaîné” Marine Le Pen would possibly win the elections in may!!!

Also unfortunately should we rather get rid of it…

This duck is maybe infected with the bird flu!!

PÉNÉLOPE FILLON, LE PRIX DE LA COMPÉTENCE

Pénélope Fillon, the price of competence.

“They are just jealous like lice”

-        if one get so good paid, it is the proof of hyper-competence, right Franssou?

-        Of course Pénéchou, and when I will be president, I promise you a tremendous increment!!!

-        Actually with the skills she has, I rather do not imagine the costs, if she really worked!!!

UNE AUTRE ÉPOQUE (COLUCHE)

For 20 years Coluche said:

“The difference between magpies and politics is that the magpies doesn’t steal all the time.”

We can see, it was an other time, fortunately it’s very different now!

But I don’t know why, sometimes I feel we miss him, Coluche!

LE GÔUT DOMINANT

 

DOMINANT TASTE.

Unfortunately the after-taste of facism has already become very dominant.

Everyone agrees Trump to be an idiot after only ten days...

But all his doing is nothing but what he announced!

Then.... why have they elected him!!!

AUJOURD`HUI À NEW-YORK

 to day in New-York

Betrayed, upset and in furry, the statue of liberty goes to the consulate general of France and attempts to become extradition from the USA and political asylum in her homeland.

L'EMPLOI DE PÉNÉLOPE FILLON EST BIEN RÉEL.

The employment of Pénélope Fillon is real.

Penelope: "Over the years I agree to all his sex fantasies and never sleep, a very hard job, the man is insatiable."

He assumes: she is too good!

LE MUR BEAUCOUP PLUS CHER QUE PRÉVU

The mexican Wall from Trump will be much more expensive as he thought:
Li Keqiang, chinese prime minister requires copyright.

LE RETRAIT

THE OUTCOMING:
To day Trump takes USA away from TPP, (Trans-Pacific Partnership)
to morrow he will take then from NAFTA, (North American free Trade Agrement)
the next day he will take then from NATO.(North Atlantic Treaty Organisation)
I will eventually feel better when he will take them from the map!

ARRIÈRE-GOÛT DE DÉJÀ VU

Despite this little "déjà-vu" aftertaste, I actually find this Trump to be quite funny.