lundi 23 mars 2020

CORONA VIRUS ET GROUPE SANGUIN

A RECENT STUDY BY A CHINESE LABORATORY SHOWS THAT THE BLOOD GROUP O
IS PROTECTED FROM CO-19:
HURRA!
FEEL FREE TO CHANGE YOUR BLOOD GROUP RIGHT NOW.
OPT FOR THE GROUP O; THE WINNER GROUP...


dimanche 22 mars 2020

CE QU´IL FAUT SAVOIR SUR LE CORONA VIRUS



To understand the psychological profile of the Co-19 we can compare it to the Bulldog:
Like the bulldog, when the Co-19 bites his prey, he won't let go. That's where the danger lies.
Crowded, the C becomes aggressive and dangerous.
also 150cm minimum.
Some advice:
In a frightening situation: you are alone at night in front of a co-19 how escaped the vigilance of its owner.
what to do?
1) he is not courageous and attacks only the elderly or weakened.
2) use a mask: preferably an awful mask like Darkrider  from Star wars:
he's very scared, he'll run away...
the Co-19 can't stand the smell of lavender or roses.
3) wash your hands with soap with lavender or rose fragrence.
you can stay locked up at home.
4) you can stay at home to avoid any risk of meeting him, it is advisable to put bars on all the windows to prevent him from coming in through the window.

samedi 21 mars 2020

CORONA VIRUS 01


At the request of many, the citizen-here devotes a column on the theme of the corona virus.
- What is the "Corona virus?

-The Corona virus is actually a very popular small pet:
He belongs four awful fangs.
A lot of fists because he's very feisty.

A lonely foot, it allows him to leap 80cm 
The Corona virus bite can be fatal in some cases.
Although formally banned, many clandestine Corona breeding farms appeared in China, then in Italy, in France...
We are speaking about an incredible fashion phenomenon.
At the least, corona owners should keep them on a leash when walking around the town.
This should be obligatory.
A basic rule that our governments are unfortunately unable to enforce.

LA SOLUTION ALCOOLIQUE

CORONA VIRUS; PROTECT YOURSELF BY WASHING YOUR HANDS WITH SOAP;
OR USE ALCOHOLIC SOLUTION...
REALLY?
WELL I PREFERE TO CHOOSE THE ALCOHOLIC SOLUTION.

mercredi 17 avril 2019

ON NOUS CACHE TOUT

THEY HIDE THE TRUTH
THEY SAY NOTHING:

Have you seen Notre-Dame burning?
The cathedral was obviously completely made of paper!
It was just a fake, nothing more!!!
Jacques Dutronc was right, I think they sold the real one to China in 2008 in order to repay the losses of the société générale.




mardi 16 avril 2019

"C´EST NOTRE HISTOIRE ET ELLE EST EN TRAIN DE PARTIR EN FUMÉE"

"It´s our history, and it is going up in smoke"

mercredi 5 décembre 2018

ENFILEZ UN GILET ROSE

 This come back from good old traditions is quite funny!
I  totally with you to guillotine the king Macron 1er
But after that, please put on a pink vest for a tolerant society and social solidarity.